So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward
what the fuck
SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.
IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM. A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!
.GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.
-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT
the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
when rape is the girls fault
- when she is the rapist
when rape is the guys fault
- when he is the rapist
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple…
JK Rowling, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
- Eleventh doctor: I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear. I will always remember when The Doctor was me.
- Twelfth Doctor: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHO THE FUCK AM I? I CAN'T REMEMBER A DAMN THING
Do know that in the 1980s Coke changed their recipe to more resemble Pepsi? That it isn't really Coca-Cola unless you are buying "Classic Coke". Do you know you are drinking a Pepsi wannabe? Do you?
April 23, 1985: coca-cola changed their recipe.
They changed it back to ‘classic’ coca-cola after just 79 days because they were flooded with angry letters, phone calls and received bad press because people hated it.
Please don’t talk to me.
tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do
if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell